Set expectations immediately with the Warning Walk Away Mouse Pad. Featuring a distressed warning-sign design and the brutally honest message “WARNING: I’M AN ASSHOLE SO IF YOU DON’T WANT YOUR FEELINGS HURT WALK AWAY,” this mouse pad makes your boundaries crystal clear. Raw, sarcastic, and unapologetically funny—this one’s for desks that don’t sugarcoat anything.
⚠️ Product Features
➡️ Smooth precision-glide surface for accurate, effortless mouse movement
➡️ Full-front high-definition sublimation print with gritty, distressed textures
➡️ Non-slip rubber backing keeps your mouse pad firmly in place
➡️ Comfortable 3mm neoprene padding for long work or gaming sessions
➡️ Reinforced stitched edges for durability and a clean finish
🧼 Care Instructions
➡️ Spot clean using warm water and mild dish soap
➡️ Gently scrub with a soft-bristled brush if needed
➡️ Air dry — no soaking required
😈 Perfect For
➡️ Sarcastic personalities with zero filter
➡️ Office desks that thrive on dark humor
➡️ Gamers who tell it like it is
➡️ Gifts for friends who appreciate blunt honesty
➡️ Anyone who wants people warned in advance
WackyGiftShop.com delivers humor with no disclaimers—because not everything needs to be polite.
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