About this item
Salty Spilling Secrets Funny T-Shirt
Some people spill tea.
This one spills salt.
The Salty Spilling Secrets T-Shirt features a distressed vintage-style design of a girl walking through the rain with an umbrella, paired with the sarcastic message “Spilling Secrets Since Forever” and “Dissolved Promises & Rain.”
A little moody, a little dramatic, and extremely salty.
Why You’ll Love It
Dark sarcastic humor with a clever salty twist.
Distressed retro artwork gives it a worn-in vintage look.
Perfect for anyone who loves dry humor, dramatic energy, and slightly chaotic designs.
Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Tumble dry low.
Do not iron directly over the design.
Do not dry clean.
Perfect For
Sarcastic friends, introverts, coworkers, drama lovers, rainy-day people, birthdays, white elephant gifts, gag gifts, or anyone proudly running on sarcasm and questionable patience.
How to Measure
Lay a favorite T-shirt flat.
Width: Measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Measurements may vary slightly.
