Night Shift: The Plot Writes Itself Mouse Pad

Because some night shifts don’t need a script. 🌙🚓🦝

The Night Shift: The Plot Writes Itself Mouse Pad features a tired-looking officer, flashing patrol lights, and a mischievous raccoon making off with a traffic cone under the moonlight.

Night shift? ✅
Questionable decisions? ✅
Raccoon somehow involved? Of course. 😂

🚓 Why You’ll Love It

Funny Night Shift Design: Features an exhausted officer, patrol car, moonlit scene, and a raccoon committing highly suspicious cone-related activity.

Perfect First Responder Humor: A fun desk accessory for anyone who knows night shift stories tend to write themselves.

Bold Neon-Inspired Artwork: Bright blue, purple, yellow, and orange details pop against the black background.

Dye Sublimation Print: Produces crisp details, vibrant colors, and a fade-resistant finish.

Smooth Mouse Surface: Great for reports, dispatch screens, browsing, editing, designing, or gaming.

Durable Stitched Edges: Finished edges help protect against everyday wear while giving the mouse pad a clean, polished appearance.

📏 Size & Material

Size: 9" × 7"
Material: 0.11" (3mm) thick neoprene

• One Size: 9" × 7" (24cm × 20cm)
• Dye sublimation printing
• Smooth finish
• Bright, high-color vibrancy
• Fade-resistant print
• Stitched edges for a premium and durable finish
• One-sided print

Whether you're writing reports, surviving overnight hours, working dispatch, gaming after midnight, or wondering why there is somehow a raccoon involved again, this mouse pad brings some humor to the desk.

🎁 Perfect For

Night shift workers, law enforcement, dispatchers, security officers, first responders, corrections staff, raccoon lovers, coworkers, retirement gifts, academy graduation gifts, birthdays, Christmas gifts, or anyone with enough night-shift stories to fill a book.

No explanation necessary. The report practically writes itself. 😂🦝

🧼 Care Instructions

Gently wipe clean with a soft damp cloth when needed.

Avoid harsh cleaners or excessive scrubbing.

Traffic cones should remain outside whenever possible.

The raccoon strongly disagrees. 😂