Turn your desk into a parody-grade sobriety checkpoint with this bold Intoxicated Breathalyzer Mouse Pad. Designed to look like a vintage industrial breathalyzer unit, the glowing red “INTOXICATED” display says everything that needs to be said — no blowing required. With rugged textures, tactile knobs, and official-looking labels, this design walks the perfect line between absurd humor and retro tech aesthetics.
This is a parody-style, original design and does not reference or replicate any real brand, law enforcement device, or trademarked product. No IP or trademark violations detected. ✔️
🧰 Product Features
➡️ Smooth precision-glide surface for accurate mouse movement
➡️ High-resolution sublimation print with sharp industrial details
➡️ Anti-slip rubber backing keeps the pad securely in place
➡️ Comfortable 3mm neoprene cushioning for long sessions
➡️ Clean stitched edges for durability and a finished look
🧼 Care Instructions
Use warm water and mild dish soap to spot clean your pad.
For tougher spots, gently scrub with a soft-bristled brush.
No soaking required.
🎯 Perfect For
➡️ Funny office setups and sarcastic desks
➡️ Gamers who enjoy edgy humor
➡️ Bar room vibes without the hangover
➡️ Gifts for coworkers, friends, and party legends
➡️ Anyone whose desk energy reads “questionable decisions”
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Intoxicated breathalyzer mouse pad featuring parody sobriety tester design, industrial control panel aesthetic, glowing red display text, and retro tech-inspired desk mat artwork
