About this item
I Poop on Company Time T-Shirt
💩⏰ Know someone who treats the bathroom break like a company-sponsored retreat? Click the Share button above and send them the shirt they were born to wear.
💼 Boss Makes a Dollar...
Some people take coffee breaks.
Some people take lunch breaks.
And some employees understand the sacred economics of getting paid to poop. 😂
The I Poop on Company Time T-Shirt proudly announces the workplace philosophy HR definitely didn't include in orientation.
Featuring the hilariously straightforward phrase “I POOP ON COMPANY TIME” in colorful lettering, this tee is perfect for coworkers, office comedians, blue-collar crews, warehouse workers, retail employees, and anyone who has ever looked at the clock and thought:
“Yep. I'm getting paid for this.” 🚽💰
✨ Why You'll Love It
This shirt doesn't whisper workplace humor. It clocks in, announces itself, and heads directly toward the restroom.
The bright, simple typography makes the joke instantly readable, while the gloriously loud shirt color turns the whole thing into wearable workplace comedy.
Made from 100% medium-weight cotton, it offers comfortable everyday wear with a classic relaxed fit.
The ribbed crew neckline helps retain its shape, shoulder tape adds stability, and seamless tubular construction provides a clean, comfortable feel.
A tear-away label helps reduce neck irritation, while quality DTF and DTG printing keeps the colorful design looking crisp.
💩 Hilarious workplace bathroom humor
⏰ Perfect for professional time-management experts
💰 Because technically you're still on payroll
👕 100% medium-weight cotton
😌 Classic relaxed fit
💪 Shoulder tape for added stability
🎨 Crisp DTF & DTG printed graphics
🙌 Comfortable tear-away label
🌎 OEKO-TEX® certified fabric
📏 Available in sizes S through 5XL
🎁 Makes a Wacky Good Gift
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Found it. 💩😂
Perfect for coworkers, bosses with a sense of humor, office friends, warehouse workers, construction crews, mechanics, retail employees, factory workers, delivery drivers, tradespeople, and that one coworker who mysteriously disappears for 23 minutes every morning.
Give it for a birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa, White Elephant party, coworker farewell, retirement, new job, or as recognition for outstanding achievement in corporate bathroom utilization.
🏆 Employee of the Month: Restroom Division
📏 Size Guide
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00" | 28.00" | 15.10" |
| M | 20.00" | 29.00" | 16.50" |
| L | 22.00" | 30.00" | 18.00" |
| XL | 24.00" | 31.00" | 19.50" |
| 2XL | 26.00" | 32.00" | 21.00" |
| 3XL | 28.00" | 33.00" | 22.40" |
| 4XL | 30.00" | 34.00" | 23.70" |
| 5XL | 32.00" | 35.00" | 25.00" |
Sleeve length is measured from the center back.
📐 Size tolerance: Approximately 1.5 inches.
🧼 Care Instructions
Your employer may provide toilet paper.
They're probably not washing your shirt. 😆
🫧 Machine wash: Cold, max 30°C / 90°F
🌪️ Tumble dry: Low heat
✨ Bleach: Non-chlorine as needed
🚫 Do not iron
🚫 Do not dry clean
Wash it, wear it, clock in.
Then let nature and payroll handle the rest. 💩⏰
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