Employed Against My Will Cat T-Shirt

👯 SHARE WITH A FRIEND
Know someone who checks the clock at 9:04 AM and wonders how it isn't lunchtime yet? Send them this shirt. 😂🐱

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🐱 EMPLOYED AGAINST MY WILL

Nobody asked to be born.

And we definitely don't remember agreeing to all these meetings.

The Employed Against My Will Cat T-Shirt perfectly captures that Monday-through-Friday feeling with one spectacularly grumpy cat reluctantly operating a computer.

Whether you're surviving another meeting that could've been an email, staring into the abyss of your inbox or quietly calculating how many years remain until retirement, this shirt understands.

Because sometimes you're not pursuing a career.

You're just employed against your will.

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✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

🐱 Relatable Grumpy Cat Design
An unimpressed office cat perfectly captures the spirit of reluctant employment.

😂 Deadpan Workplace Humor
Funny without trying too hard, which is also an excellent philosophy for getting through the workday.

👕 Comfortable Everyday Wear
A classic T-shirt that's easy to wear at home, on casual days or while contemplating your next PTO request.

💻 Made for the Working World
Ideal for office workers, remote workers, coworkers and anyone whose favorite workplace notification is "Your PTO request has been approved."

🧵 Classic Fit
An easy, versatile silhouette designed for everyday comfort.

🙌 Tear-Away Label
Because your shirt shouldn't irritate you. Your inbox already has that covered.

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🎁 PERFECT FOR

💻 Office workers
🏠 Remote workers
🐱 Cat lovers
😑 Chronically unimpressed coworkers
☕ Coffee-powered employees
📧 People tired of unnecessary emails
🖥️ IT workers
⌨️ Computer workers
📊 Corporate employees
🏢 Office humor fans
🎂 Coworker birthday gifts
🎄 Funny Christmas gifts
🎁 Secret Santa gifts
👩‍💻 Work-from-home gifts
👨‍💼 Boss gifts with the appropriate sense of humor
😴 Anyone emotionally prepared for retirement approximately 30 years early

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📏 SIZE GUIDE

👕 S
Width: 18" | Length: 28" | Sleeve: 15.1"

👕 M
Width: 20" | Length: 29" | Sleeve: 16.5"

👕 L
Width: 22" | Length: 30" | Sleeve: 18"

👕 XL
Width: 24" | Length: 31" | Sleeve: 19.5"

👕 2XL
Width: 26" | Length: 32" | Sleeve: 21"

👕 3XL
Width: 28" | Length: 33" | Sleeve: 22.4"

👕 4XL
Width: 30" | Length: 34" | Sleeve: 23.7"

👕 5XL
Width: 32" | Length: 35" | Sleeve: 25"

📐 Sleeve length is measured from the center back.

📏 Measurements may vary by approximately 1.5 inches.

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🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

🧼 Machine Wash: Cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F

🌬️ Drying: Tumble dry on low heat

✨ Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach when needed

🚫 Ironing: Do not iron

🚫 Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean

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🤪 THE WACKY VERDICT

⏰ 8:59 AM: “I can do this.”

⏰ 9:07 AM: “This was a mistake.”

☕ 9:23 AM: Coffee.

📧 9:41 AM: 17 new emails.

🐱 10:02 AM: stares angrily at computer

🍔 10:17 AM: “Is it too early for lunch?”

⏰ 10:18 AM: Yes.

🐱 10:19 AM: “Unacceptable.”

Employed Against My Will.

A lifestyle. A philosophy. A direct deposit. 😂

Only at WackyGiftShop.com

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