About this item
Dad Bank T-Shirt
š¦Ā Know a dad whose wallet has somehow become the family's unofficial ATM? Click the Share button above and send him this shirt.
šµ Welcome to Dad Bank
No application required.
No credit history necessary.
Repayment schedule?
Apparently optional.Ā š
TheĀ Dad Bank T-ShirtĀ celebrates every father who has heard the legendary phrases:
āDad, can I borrow some money?ā
āDad, can you pay for this?ā
āDad, I'll pay you back.ā
That last one is particularly adorable.
Featuring a bold vintage-styleĀ DAD BANKĀ design with:
āļø Open 24/7
āļø Fast Cash
āļø No Credit Checks
āļø Same Day Loans
āļø 0% Interest on Loans
It's basically the worst-run financial institution in America.
And Dad is somehow still accepting new customers.
āØ Why You'll Love It
šµĀ Perfect dad-humor design
šĀ Painfully relatable for parents everywhere
š¦Ā Turns Dad's wallet into an official financial institution
šØĀ Great for dads, stepdads, grandpas, and fathers-in-law
šĀ Fantastic Father's Day or birthday gift
š¤Ā Bold white artwork pops beautifully on black
š³Ā No actual credit check required to wear it
Wear it to family gatherings and watch your children ask to borrow $20 while you're literally wearing it.
The irony alone is worth the price.
š Size Guide
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00" | 28.00" | 15.10" |
| M | 20.00" | 29.00" | 16.50" |
| L | 22.00" | 30.00" | 18.00" |
| XL | 24.00" | 31.00" | 19.50" |
| 2XL | 26.00" | 32.00" | 21.00" |
| 3XL | 28.00" | 33.00" | 22.40" |
| 4XL | 30.00" | 34.00" | 23.70" |
| 5XL | 32.00" | 35.00" | 25.00" |
Sleeve length is measured from the center back.
šĀ Size tolerance:Ā Approximately 1.5 inches.
š§¼ Care Instructions
š«§Ā Machine wash:Ā Cold, max 30Ā°C / 90Ā°F
šŖļøĀ Tumble dry:Ā Low heat
āØĀ Bleach:Ā Non-chlorine as needed
š«Ā Do not iron
š«Ā Do not dry clean
Important:Ā Washing the shirt will not erase outstanding family loans.
Dad remembers.
Dad always remembers. š
š Makes a Wacky Good Gift
Shopping for the dad who already has everything?
He probably bought most of it himself anyway.
TheĀ Dad Bank T-ShirtĀ makes a hilarious gift forĀ dads, stepdads, grandpas, fathers-in-law, new dads, and any father whose children have mistaken his wallet for a federally insured financial institution.
Perfect forĀ Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, retirement gifts, new-dad gifts, family reunions, or simply thanking Dad for financing your questionable life decisions.
Dad Bank
Deposits accepted.
Withdrawals constant.
Account balance concerning.
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Dad isn't the only one who can make money around here. š
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šĀ You share.
šļøĀ They shop.
š°Ā You earn.
š¦Ā We handle the rest.
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And unlikeĀ Dad Bank, we're not asking you to loan the commission back afterward. š
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