About this item
Chickens: The Pet That Poops Breakfast T-Shirt
🐔🥚 Know someone who treats their chickens like tiny feathered royalty? Click the Share button above and send them the shirt their flock would absolutely approve of.
🐔 Finally, a Pet That Contributes to the Grocery Bill
Dogs give you unconditional love.
Cats give you attitude.
Chickens?
Chickens poop breakfast. 😂🥚
The Chickens: The Pet That Poops Breakfast T-Shirt celebrates one of nature's most impressive arrangements: you provide food, water, shelter, and questionable amounts of emotional attachment...
...and occasionally an egg appears.
Featuring a bold chicken silhouette surrounded by vintage-style typography reading:
“CHICKENS: THE PET THAT POOPS BREAKFAST”
It's farm logic. It's chicken math. It's beautiful. 🐔
✨ Why You'll Love It
This tee combines classic farm humor with a bold monochrome design that looks especially sharp against the black fabric.
It's instantly understandable to anyone who's ever kept backyard chickens, gathered fresh eggs, or discovered that owning “just three hens” somehow becomes seventeen chickens and a rooster named Kevin.
Made from 100% medium-weight cotton, this shirt offers comfortable everyday wear with a classic relaxed fit.
The ribbed crew neckline helps maintain its shape, shoulder tape provides additional stability, and seamless tubular construction creates a clean, comfortable feel.
A tear-away label helps reduce neck irritation, while crisp DTF and DTG printing keeps the chicken design looking sharp.
🐔 Funny backyard chicken design
🥚 Perfect for fresh egg enthusiasts
😂 Farm humor that chicken owners understand immediately
🌾 Great for homesteaders and backyard farmers
👕 100% medium-weight cotton
😌 Classic relaxed fit
💪 Shoulder tape for added stability
🎨 Crisp DTF & DTG printed graphics
🙌 Comfortable tear-away label
🌎 OEKO-TEX® certified fabric
📏 Available in sizes S through 5XL
🎁 Makes a Wacky Good Gift
Shopping for someone who talks to their chickens?
Names their chickens?
Has pictures of their chickens on their phone?
Has canceled plans because “I have to put the chickens away”?
Yep. This is their shirt. 😂🐔
Perfect for chicken moms, chicken dads, backyard chicken keepers, farmers, homesteaders, hobby farmers, fresh egg lovers, poultry enthusiasts, and anyone currently experiencing an advanced case of chicken math.
Great for birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day, Father's Day, farm gifts, homesteading gifts, housewarming gifts, or as an apology after accidentally bringing home three more chicks.
WARNING: This shirt does not cure chicken math.
There is no known cure. 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣
📏 Size Guide
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00" | 28.00" | 15.10" |
| M | 20.00" | 29.00" | 16.50" |
| L | 22.00" | 30.00" | 18.00" |
| XL | 24.00" | 31.00" | 19.50" |
| 2XL | 26.00" | 32.00" | 21.00" |
| 3XL | 28.00" | 33.00" | 22.40" |
| 4XL | 30.00" | 34.00" | 23.70" |
| 5XL | 32.00" | 35.00" | 25.00" |
Sleeve length is measured from the center back.
📐 Size tolerance: Approximately 1.5 inches.
🧼 Care Instructions
Your chickens already generate enough laundry opportunities. Let's keep this one simple. 🐔
🫧 Machine wash: Cold, max 30°C / 90°F
🌪️ Tumble dry: Low heat
✨ Bleach: Non-chlorine as needed
🚫 Do not iron
🚫 Do not dry clean
Wash. Dry. Wear.
Collect breakfast from the backyard. 🥚😂
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