Turn workplace nonsense into a measurable event with this hilariously serious Bullshit Detector Mouse Pad. Designed to look like a rugged, military-style detection device, the gauge is pushed deep into the red and clearly labeled for what it detects best. With realistic buttons like “AVG BPP” and “Realtime Reading,” this parody design looks official at a glance — until it makes its point loud and clear.
This is a fully original parody-style design and does not reference or replicate any real brand, trademarked device, or licensed product. No IP or trademark issues detected. ✔️
🧰 Product Features
➡️ Smooth precision-glide surface for accurate mouse tracking
➡️ High-resolution sublimation print with sharp text and industrial details
➡️ Anti-slip rubber backing keeps your mouse pad firmly in place
➡️ Comfortable 3mm neoprene cushioning for extended work or gaming sessions
➡️ Reinforced stitched edges for durability and a clean, finished look
🧼 Care Instructions
Use warm water and mild dish soap to spot clean your pad.
For tougher spots, gently scrub with a soft-bristled brush.
No soaking required.
🎯 Perfect For
➡️ Office workers surrounded by daily nonsense
➡️ Gamers with zero tolerance for BS
➡️ Sarcastic coworkers and desk comedians
➡️ Home office setups with personality
➡️ Gifts that say exactly what you’re thinking
WackyGiftShop.com delivers bold humor and desk-ready sarcasm that turns every click into quiet judgment.
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Bullshit detector mouse pad featuring parody analog gauge, industrial control panel design, sarcastic office humor graphic, and military-style green aesthetic
