I Poop on Company Time Kiss-Cut Vinyl Sticker

📤 Share with a coworker who believes the boss makes a dollar while nature calls on the clock. 💩😂

Getting paid to poop? That's what we call employee benefits.

Some people use company time for meetings. Some answer emails. Some stare thoughtfully at spreadsheets.

And some of us are handling very important business. 🚽

The I Poop on Company Time Kiss-Cut Vinyl Sticker proudly announces what your HR department probably didn't need to know. Featuring colorful hand-drawn lettering and a beautifully ridiculous message, this 3" x 4" vinyl sticker is perfect for anyone who refuses to donate their finest bathroom moments to their employer for free.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, toolbox, locker, notebook, or anywhere your coworkers can appreciate your commitment to proper time management.

✨ Why You'll Love It

• 💩 Hilariously relatable workplace humor
• 😂 Bold “I Poop on Company Time” design
• 🌈 Fun multicolored hand-drawn lettering
• ✨ Available in satin, glossy, holographic, or transparent finishes
• 💧 Water-resistant
• ☀️ UV-resistant to help maintain vibrant colors
• 🛡️ Scratch-resistant durable vinyl
• 🌎 Designed for up to 3 years of outdoor durability
• 🧼 Removable adhesive leaves no sticky residue
• ✂️ 1/8" (3.2 mm) white kiss-cut border for easy application
• 🇺🇸 Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

🎯 Perfect For

• Coworkers
• Office workers
• Tradespeople
• Warehouse crews
• Work lockers
• Toolboxes
• Laptops
• Water bottles
• White elephant gifts
• The employee who disappears for 20 minutes after lunch 👀

📏 Size

3" x 4"

Small enough for your laptop.

Large enough for management to notice.

Choose your placement wisely. 😂

🧼 Care Instructions

Clean with water and a soft rag as needed.

For best results, apply to a clean, dry, hard, smooth surface.

Suitable for indoor and outdoor use with up to 3 years of outdoor durability.

🎁 Makes a Wacky Good Gift

Need a gift for that coworker who mysteriously vanishes every morning with their phone tucked under their arm?

Case closed. 💩📱

Perfect for coworkers, office buddies, mechanics, construction workers, warehouse crews, bosses with a sense of humor, or anyone who firmly believes bathroom breaks should appear somewhere on their compensation package.

It also makes a gloriously inappropriate Secret Santa or white elephant gift.

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