🪄 One does not simply leave without buying something weird.

🧌 We put the goblin in charge of inventory. Again.

🐉 Dragon parking only. Violators will be lightly roasted.

🧙‍♂️ My wizard license was revoked.

⚔️ Congratulations. You found the weird part of the internet.

🪙 Spent all my gold on something weird.

🧙‍♀️ Powered by magic, caffeine & questionable judgment.

🪄 Expecto… wait, wrong franchise.

🧚 Fairy dust sold separately.

⚔️ I came. I saw. I forgot why I entered the dungeon.

⚠️ Warning: May contain adult humor, bad decisions & questionable gifts. 🔞