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🔒 CLASSIFIED WACKY ACCESS
You Were Not Supposed to Find This. 👁️
Somewhere deep inside WackyGiftShop lives a highly questionable secret society. Membership is unofficial. The raccoons deny everything.
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ENTER THE SECRET CODE
👁️ ACCESS GRANTED
Welcome to the Inner Circle.
Congratulations. You now possess absolutely no additional authority, but you did successfully unlock the secret area.
🦝 THE WISDOM OF JIMOTHY
Jimothy is considering your request...
If anyone asks, this section does not exist.