About this item
Mind Ya Business Diesel Ain’t Cheap Raccoon T-Shirt
🦝⛽ Know someone who treats every unnecessary detour like a personal attack on their fuel budget? Click the Share button above and send them this shirt.
🦝 The Raccoons Have Bills to Pay
Please stop asking questions.
These raccoons are clearly running a legitimate transportation operation, and diesel ain’t cheap.
The Mind Ya Business Diesel Ain’t Cheap Raccoon T-Shirt features three suspiciously athletic raccoons working the poles beneath the gloriously blunt message:
“MIND YA BUSINESS. DIESEL AIN’T CHEAP.”
Where are they going?
Why are there three of them?
Why are raccoons suddenly responsible for fuel expenses?
Mind ya business. 😂
✨ Why You'll Love It
🦝 Three financially motivated raccoons
⛽ Perfect humor for anyone suffering at the fuel pump
😂 “Mind Ya Business, Diesel Ain’t Cheap” design
🚛 Great for truckers, diesel owners and road warriors
🛻 Made for people who measure distance in gallons
🎁 A hilariously unexpected gift
👀 Guaranteed to generate questions you are under no obligation to answer
Wear it to the truck stop, gas station, garage, road trip, car show, campground, casual Friday, or anywhere somebody starts asking questions that exceed their security clearance.
📏 Size Guide
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00" | 28.00" | 15.10" |
| M | 20.00" | 29.00" | 16.50" |
| L | 22.00" | 30.00" | 18.00" |
| XL | 24.00" | 31.00" | 19.50" |
| 2XL | 26.00" | 32.00" | 21.00" |
| 3XL | 28.00" | 33.00" | 22.40" |
| 4XL | 30.00" | 34.00" | 23.70" |
| 5XL | 32.00" | 35.00" | 25.00" |
Sleeve length is measured from the center back.
📐 Size tolerance: Approximately 1.5 inches.
🧼 Care Instructions
These raccoons are already working overtime. Don't make them do laundry too.
🫧 Machine wash: Cold, max 30°C / 90°F
🌪️ Tumble dry: Low heat
✨ Bleach: Non-chlorine as needed
🚫 Do not iron
🚫 Do not dry clean
🎁 Makes a Wacky Good Gift
Shopping for someone who owns a diesel truck and complains about fuel prices approximately 14 seconds after starting the engine?
Jackpot. 🦝
This funny raccoon shirt makes a great gift for truck drivers, diesel truck owners, mechanics, farmers, road-trippers, RV owners, car enthusiasts, raccoon lovers, and anyone whose fuel gauge dropping below half triggers an immediate financial investigation.
Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, trucker gifts, mechanic gifts, Secret Santa, or simply saying:
“I acknowledge your truck gets 14 MPG, and I'm here for you.”
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