{"product_id":"salty-since-forever-t-shirt","title":"Salty Since Forever T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"29\"\u003eSalty Since Forever T-Shirt\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"31\" data-end=\"158\"\u003e☔ \u003cstrong data-start=\"33\" data-end=\"158\"\u003eKnow someone who can hold a grudge longer than a weather forecast? Click the Share button above and send them this shirt.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"163\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"216\"\u003e🧂 Some People Bring Sunshine. 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