{"product_id":"rude-raccoon-t-shirt","title":"Rude Raccoon T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"22\"\u003eRude Raccoon T-Shirt\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"147\"\u003e🦝 \u003cstrong data-start=\"27\" data-end=\"147\"\u003eKnow someone whose patience has officially left the building? Click the Share button above and send them this shirt.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"149\" data-end=\"152\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"189\"\u003e🖕 Zero Words. 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