{"product_id":"missing-f-cks-to-give-mouse-pad","title":"Missing F*cks To Give Mouse Pad","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"118\"\u003e👆 Click the share button and let everyone know you're currently accepting reports on your missing supply of patience!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"140\"\u003e────────────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"142\" data-end=\"177\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"142\" data-end=\"177\"\u003eMissing F*cks To Give Mouse Pad\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"466\"\u003eOut of patience? Out of energy? Out of f*cks to give? This hilarious mouse pad says exactly what everyone is thinking. 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