{"product_id":"im-one-bad-feather-away-from-losing-my-sh-t-mouse-pad","title":"I'm One Bad Feather Away From Losing My Sh*t Mouse Pad","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"112\"\u003e👆 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3\" data-end=\"107\"\u003eClick the share button and tag the friend who's just one bad feather away from completely losing it!\u003c\/strong\u003e 🦅😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"126\"\u003e────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"187\"\u003e🪶 I'm One Bad Feather Away From Losing My Sh*t Mouse Pad\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"273\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"273\"\u003eSome days you're calm... other days you're one feather away from absolute chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"275\" data-end=\"624\"\u003eIf your patience has a very short expiration date, this hilarious mouse pad was made for you. 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