{"product_id":"i-would-pretend-to-die-for-you-opossum-mouse-pad-3","title":"I Would (Pretend To) Die For You Opossum Mouse Pad","description":"\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"94\"\u003e👆 Click the share button and let everyone know your love comes with just a tiny bit of chaos!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"116\"\u003e────────────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"172\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"172\"\u003eI Would (Pretend To) Die For You Opossum Mouse Pad\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"209\"\u003eSweet. Romantic. Slightly dramatic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"211\" data-end=\"646\"\u003eThis hilarious mouse pad features an adorable opossum clutching a giant heart while proudly declaring, \u003cstrong data-start=\"314\" data-end=\"353\"\u003e\"I Would (Pretend To) Die For You.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Inspired by the legendary defensive skills of nature's favorite little actor, this design combines humor, love, and a whole lot of personality. 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