{"product_id":"i-poop-on-company-time-kiss-cut-vinyl-sticker","title":"I Poop on Company Time Kiss-Cut Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"47\"\u003eI Poop on Company Time Kiss-Cut Vinyl Sticker\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"49\" data-end=\"152\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"49\" data-end=\"152\"\u003e📤 Share with a coworker who believes the boss makes a dollar while nature calls on the clock. 💩😂\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"218\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"218\"\u003eGetting paid to poop? That's what we call employee benefits.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"323\"\u003eSome people use company time for meetings. Some answer emails. Some stare thoughtfully at spreadsheets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"384\"\u003eAnd some of us are handling \u003cstrong data-start=\"353\" data-end=\"381\"\u003every important business.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🚽\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"722\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"439\"\u003eI Poop on Company Time Kiss-Cut Vinyl Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e proudly announces what your HR department probably didn't need to know. Featuring colorful hand-drawn lettering and a beautifully ridiculous message, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"620\"\u003e3\" x 4\" vinyl sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is perfect for anyone who refuses to donate their finest bathroom moments to their employer for free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"724\" data-end=\"874\"\u003eStick it on your laptop, water bottle, toolbox, locker, notebook, or anywhere your coworkers can appreciate your commitment to proper time management.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"879\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"904\"\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"948\"\u003e💩 Hilariously relatable workplace humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"994\"\u003e😂 Bold \u003cstrong data-start=\"959\" data-end=\"987\"\u003e“I Poop on Company Time”\u003c\/strong\u003e design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003e🌈 Fun multicolored hand-drawn lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003e✨ Available in \u003cstrong data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003esatin, glossy, holographic, or transparent finishes\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1111\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003e💧 Water-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1181\"\u003e☀️ UV-resistant to help maintain vibrant colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003e🛡️ Scratch-resistant durable vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003e🌎 Designed for up to \u003cstrong data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003e3 years of outdoor durability\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003e🧼 Removable adhesive leaves no sticky residue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1392\"\u003e✂️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1332\" data-end=\"1371\"\u003e1\/8\" (3.2 mm) white kiss-cut border\u003c\/strong\u003e for easy application\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1393\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003e🇺🇸 Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; 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