{"product_id":"humans-arent-real-mouse-pad","title":"Humans Aren't Real Mouse Pad","description":"\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e👆 \u003cstrong\u003eClick the share button if you've always suspected the aliens know something we don't!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHumans Aren't Real Mouse Pad\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003eWhat if we've had it backwards this whole time? This hilarious mouse pad features a bold alien face against a star-filled cosmic background with a message guaranteed to confuse humans and entertain extraterrestrials alike. 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