{"product_id":"got-too-silly-goose-t-shirt","title":"Got Too Silly Goose T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"29\"\u003eGot Too Silly Goose T-Shirt\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"31\" data-end=\"199\"\u003e👯 \u003cstrong data-start=\"34\" data-end=\"57\"\u003eSHARE WITH A FRIEND\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"57\" data-end=\"60\"\u003eKnow someone whose behavior regularly results in the phrase, “Okay, you’ve gone too far”? 🪿 Send them this shirt. They know what they did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"201\" data-end=\"204\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"247\"\u003e🪿 THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING TOO SILLY\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"249\" data-end=\"269\"\u003eIt finally happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"299\"\u003eThe goose got \u003cstrong data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"299\"\u003etoo silly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"480\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"305\" data-end=\"336\"\u003eGot Too Silly Goose T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e features a hilariously serious black-and-white illustration of a goose behind bars with the wonderfully unexplained phrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"460\" data-end=\"480\"\u003e“GOT TOO SILLY.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"518\"\u003eWhat did the goose do? Nobody knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"547\"\u003eWas it justified? Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"576\"\u003eWill the goose do it again?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"594\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eImmediately.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"757\"\u003eThis ridiculous graphic tee is perfect for anyone who appreciates absurd humor, chaotic animals and jokes that somehow become funnier the less context they have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"762\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"787\"\u003e✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"918\"\u003e🪿 \u003cstrong data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"818\"\u003ePremium Goose Nonsense\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"821\"\u003eNo inspirational message. No deeper meaning. Just a goose facing the consequences of its actions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"1058\"\u003e😂 \u003cstrong data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"949\"\u003ePerfectly Absurd Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eThe dead-serious jailhouse artwork makes “Got Too Silly” considerably funnier than it has any right to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"1060\" data-end=\"1186\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eVintage Black \u0026amp; White Style\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1094\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003eThe distressed monochrome artwork gives it an old-school mugshot or newspaper-print feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1220\"\u003eEasy Conversation Starter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1223\"\u003eSomeone will ask what the goose did. You are under absolutely no obligation to explain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"1312\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1343\"\u003eA Magnificent Weird Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1343\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003ePerfect for friends, siblings, coworkers and anyone whose silliness occasionally requires containment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e🪿 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1453\" data-end=\"1486\"\u003eCertified Silly Goose Apparel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1486\" data-end=\"1489\"\u003eFor those who aren't merely silly. They've exceeded the recommended silliness limit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1578\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"1580\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"1599\" data-end=\"2206\"\u003e🪿 Goose lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1617\"\u003e😂 Meme lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1634\"\u003e🤣 Absurd humor fans\u003cbr data-start=\"1654\" data-end=\"1657\"\u003e🖤 Dark humor lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003e🎨 Vintage graphic fans\u003cbr data-start=\"1703\" data-end=\"1706\"\u003e👕 Funny T-shirt collectors\u003cbr data-start=\"1733\" data-end=\"1736\"\u003e🎁 Weird gift hunters\u003cbr data-start=\"1757\" data-end=\"1760\"\u003e🤪 Silly friends\u003cbr data-start=\"1776\" data-end=\"1779\"\u003e🪿 Certified silly geese\u003cbr data-start=\"1803\" data-end=\"1806\"\u003e🎂 Birthday gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1826\"\u003e🎄 Christmas gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1844\" data-end=\"1847\"\u003e🎁 White elephant gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1870\" data-end=\"1873\"\u003e🎉 Gag gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1885\" data-end=\"1888\"\u003e👯 Best friend gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1908\" data-end=\"1911\"\u003e🧑‍💻 Coworker gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1931\" data-end=\"1934\"\u003e🪿 Bird lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1948\" data-end=\"1951\"\u003e😂 Internet humor fans\u003cbr data-start=\"1973\" data-end=\"1976\"\u003e📱 Meme culture enthusiasts\u003cbr data-start=\"2003\" data-end=\"2006\"\u003e🖤 Black graphic tee fans\u003cbr data-start=\"2031\" data-end=\"2034\"\u003e🎨 Distressed artwork lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"2062\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003e🎁 Gifts for hard-to-shop-for people\u003cbr data-start=\"2101\" data-end=\"2104\"\u003e🤪 People with questionable impulse control\u003cbr data-start=\"2147\" data-end=\"2150\"\u003e🪿 Anyone currently on probation for excessive silliness\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; 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font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2388\" data-end=\"2440\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2391\" data-end=\"2397\"\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2397\" data-end=\"2400\"\u003eWidth: 24\" | Length: 31\" | Sleeve: 19.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2442\" data-end=\"2493\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2445\" data-end=\"2452\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2452\" data-end=\"2455\"\u003eWidth: 26\" | Length: 32\" | Sleeve: 21\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2495\" data-end=\"2548\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2498\" data-end=\"2505\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2505\" data-end=\"2508\"\u003eWidth: 28\" | Length: 33\" | Sleeve: 22.4\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2550\" data-end=\"2603\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2553\" data-end=\"2560\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2560\" data-end=\"2563\"\u003eWidth: 30\" | Length: 34\" | Sleeve: 23.7\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2605\" data-end=\"2656\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2608\" data-end=\"2615\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2615\" data-end=\"2618\"\u003eWidth: 32\" | Length: 35\" | Sleeve: 25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2658\" data-end=\"2708\"\u003e📐 Sleeve length is measured from the center back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2710\" data-end=\"2767\"\u003e📏 Measurements may vary by approximately \u003cstrong data-start=\"2752\" data-end=\"2766\"\u003e1.5 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2769\" data-end=\"2772\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2774\" data-end=\"2797\"\u003e🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2799\" data-end=\"2845\"\u003e🧼 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2802\" data-end=\"2819\"\u003eMachine Wash:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold, maximum 30°C \/ 90°F\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2847\" data-end=\"2885\"\u003e🌬️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2851\" data-end=\"2862\"\u003eDrying:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tumble dry on low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2887\" data-end=\"2932\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2889\" data-end=\"2900\"\u003eBleach:\u003c\/strong\u003e Non-chlorine bleach when needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2934\" data-end=\"2961\"\u003e🚫 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2937\" data-end=\"2949\"\u003eIroning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2963\" data-end=\"3000\"\u003e🚫 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2966\" data-end=\"2983\"\u003eDry Cleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"3002\" data-end=\"3005\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"3007\" data-end=\"3039\"\u003e🚨 OFFICIAL SILLY GOOSE RULES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"3041\" data-end=\"3076\"\u003e🪿 Moderate silliness is permitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"3078\" data-end=\"3125\"\u003e🪿 Excessive honking may result in questioning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"3127\" data-end=\"3178\"\u003e🪿 Stealing unattended snacks will be investigated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; 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