{"product_id":"don-t-talk-to-me-before-coffee-cat-kiss-cut-vinyl-sticker","title":"Don’t Talk to Me Before Coffee Cat Kiss-Cut Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"59\"\u003eDon’t Talk to Me Before Coffee Cat Kiss-Cut Vinyl Sticker\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"178\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"178\"\u003e📤 Share with a friend who knows conversation is strictly prohibited until caffeine has entered the building. ☕🐱\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"235\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"235\"\u003eCoffee first. Words later. 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font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"962\"\u003eDurable, water-, scratch-, and UV-resistant vinyl helps keep your cranky caffeine ambassador looking gloriously unimpressed indoors or outdoors for \u003cstrong data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"957\"\u003eup to three years\u003c\/strong\u003e. ☕😾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"967\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"992\"\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003e😾 Features an amazingly unimpressed grumpy cat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003e☕ Perfect for people who require coffee before human interaction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1111\" data-end=\"1146\"\u003e😂 Funny, relatable morning humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003e✨ Available in \u003cstrong data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003esatin, glossy, holographic, or transparent finishes\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1240\"\u003e💧 Water-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1241\" data-end=\"1286\"\u003e☀️ UV-resistant to help preserve the design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1287\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003e🛡️ Scratch-resistant durable vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1382\"\u003e🌎 Designed for up to \u003cstrong data-start=\"1349\" data-end=\"1382\"\u003e3 years of outdoor durability\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1431\"\u003e🧼 Removable adhesive leaves no sticky residue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1432\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003e✂️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1437\" data-end=\"1476\"\u003e1\/8\" (3.2 mm) white kiss-cut border\u003c\/strong\u003e for easy application\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1498\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003e🇺🇸 Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; 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