{"product_id":"dispatch-said-one-more-call-mouse-pad","title":"Dispatch Said One More Call Mouse Pad","description":"\u003ch1\u003eDispatch Said One More Call Mouse Pad\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause “one more call” somehow never means one more call.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🚑☕😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDispatch Said One More Call Mouse Pad\u003c\/strong\u003e features a tired EMS worker holding a much-needed cup of coffee beside an ambulance, with the brutally relatable phrase:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Dispatch Said One More Call — Three Calls Ago.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelatable? ✅\u003cbr\u003eCaffeinated? ✅\u003cbr\u003eActually getting off on time? \u003cstrong\u003eThat’s adorable.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🚑 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny EMS Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features an exhausted first responder, ambulance, medical gear, and a perfectly relatable shift-life message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for First Responder Humor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Great for anyone who has ever heard “one more call” and immediately knew better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBold Colorful Artwork:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bright orange, blue, green, and yellow details stand out against the black background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDye Sublimation Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Produces crisp details, vibrant colors, and a fade-resistant finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmooth Mouse Surface:\u003c\/strong\u003e Great for charting, reports, browsing, dispatch screens, editing, or everyday computer use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDurable Stitched Edges:\u003c\/strong\u003e Finished edges help protect against everyday wear while giving the mouse pad a clean, polished appearance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e📏 Size \u0026amp; Material\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9\" × 7\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.11\" (3mm) thick neoprene\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne Size: \u003cstrong\u003e9\" × 7\" (24cm × 20cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDye sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright, high-color vibrancy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFade-resistant print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStitched edges for a premium and durable finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-sided print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're finishing charts, surviving overtime, waiting for relief, or wondering how “one more call” turned into half the night, this mouse pad brings some much-needed humor to the desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEMTs, paramedics, ambulance crews, first responders, dispatchers, emergency medical professionals, night shift workers, coworkers, EMS graduation gifts, birthdays, Christmas gifts, retirement gifts, or anyone who has ever been personally victimized by the phrase \u003cstrong\u003e“one more call.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDispatch has entered the chat. Your shift is officially doomed.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂🚑\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGently wipe clean with a soft damp cloth when needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvoid harsh cleaners or excessive scrubbing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoffee is strongly encouraged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGetting off on time is apparently not.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂☕\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Rectangle \/ 9\" × 7\"","offer_id":50668846743727,"sku":"32201556856675064101","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/1899\/3583\/files\/362825821862274730_2048.jpg?v=1792550994","url":"https:\/\/wackygiftshop.com\/products\/dispatch-said-one-more-call-mouse-pad","provider":"WackyGiftShop.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}