{"product_id":"crossing-the-delaware-funny-history-t-shirt","title":"Crossing the Delaware Funny History T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"45\"\u003eCrossing the Delaware Funny History T-Shirt\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"47\" data-end=\"203\"\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"52\" data-end=\"203\"\u003eKnow a history buff who would absolutely wear this into battle, class, or the grocery store? 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