{"product_id":"before-my-first-coffee-grumpy-cat-matte-poster","title":"Before My First Coffee Grumpy Cat Matte Poster","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"48\"\u003eBefore My First Coffee Grumpy Cat Matte Poster\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"50\" data-end=\"91\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"50\" data-end=\"87\"\u003eCoffee first. Conversation later.\u003c\/strong\u003e ☕🐱\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"176\"\u003eSome people wake up ready to greet the world. 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Featuring one seriously unimpressed cat alongside the words \u003cstrong data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"496\"\u003e“When you try to talk to me before I’ve had my first coffee of the day,”\u003c\/strong\u003e this poster delivers an important public service announcement without requiring you to actually speak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"601\" data-end=\"860\"\u003ePrinted on \u003cstrong data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"643\"\u003emuseum-grade archival paper\u003c\/strong\u003e, this poster is designed to keep its colors looking vibrant while resisting yellowing over time. High-quality \u003cstrong data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"773\"\u003egiclée printing\u003c\/strong\u003e keeps the image and lettering crisp, while the smooth matte finish helps reduce glare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eHang it in your kitchen, coffee bar, office, break room, cubicle, bedroom, or anywhere people need a gentle reminder that conversations before coffee are conducted entirely at their own risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1058\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"1060\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1085\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-start=\"1087\" data-end=\"1118\"\u003eMuseum-grade archival paper\u003c\/strong\u003e for long-lasting color and resistance to yellowing\u003cbr data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1172\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003eGiclée printing\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers bright, fade-resistant colors with high fidelity\u003cbr data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1254\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e helps reduce glare while preserving rich detail\u003cbr data-start=\"1320\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003e• Heavyweight \u003cstrong data-start=\"1337\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e175–189 g\/m² paper\u003c\/strong\u003e for a premium feel\u003cbr data-start=\"1378\" data-end=\"1381\"\u003e• Hilarious \u003cstrong data-start=\"1393\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003ebefore-my-first-coffee cat design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e• Perfect for kitchens, coffee bars, offices, cubicles, break rooms, and home offices\u003cbr data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1521\"\u003e• Designed for \u003cstrong data-start=\"1536\" data-end=\"1555\"\u003eindoor use only\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1555\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003e• Printed to strict tolerances with a slight size variance of approximately \u003cstrong data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1644\"\u003e±1\/16″\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1644\" data-end=\"1647\"\u003e• A fun gift for \u003cstrong data-start=\"1664\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003ecoffee lovers, cat lovers, coworkers, caffeine addicts, and professional morning grumps\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1757\" data-end=\"1760\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"1762\" data-end=\"1772\"\u003e📏 Size\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1774\" data-end=\"1816\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1774\" data-end=\"1784\"\u003eWidth:\u003c\/strong\u003e 18.00 in\u003cbr data-start=\"1793\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1796\" data-end=\"1807\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24.00 in\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1818\" data-end=\"1857\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1818\" data-end=\"1834\"\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Frame is not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1859\" data-end=\"1862\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"1864\" data-end=\"1887\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1889\" data-end=\"1963\"\u003eIf the print gathers any dust, gently wipe it with a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1942\" data-end=\"1962\"\u003eclean, dry cloth\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1965\" data-end=\"2114\"\u003eFor best results, do not attempt to clean the poster before you've had your first coffee either. 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