{"product_id":"alien-raccoon-abduction-t-shirt","title":"Alien Raccoon Abduction T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"33\"\u003eAlien Raccoon Abduction T-Shirt\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"35\" data-end=\"214\"\u003e🛸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"38\" data-end=\"214\"\u003eKnow someone who loves raccoons, aliens, UFOs, or has suspiciously strong opinions about what happens after midnight? 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raccoon.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🦝🛸\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"762\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"450\" data-end=\"485\"\u003eAlien Raccoon Abduction T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e features a detailed black-and-white illustration of a curious raccoon standing beneath a hovering flying saucer, complete with a nighttime rural landscape, stars, crescent moon, and enough extraterrestrial weirdness to make the neighbors start checking their security cameras.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"790\"\u003eIs Jimothy being abducted?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"831\"\u003eIs Jimothy actually \u003cstrong data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"831\"\u003ereturning home?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"833\" 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