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JUST JIMOTHY.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThere comes a point when fancy graphics are unnecessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNo palm trees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNo hearts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNo elaborate explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eJust one raccoon casually strolling across your chest with the name \u003cstrong\u003eJIMOTHY\u003c\/strong\u003e underneath him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAnd frankly?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat's enough.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eJimothy Classic Raccoon T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e celebrates the mysterious woodland legend himself in his purest form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhere is he going?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e🗑️ Probably toward a garbage can.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhy is he walking like he pays rent?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e🤷 We don't know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhy is his name Jimothy?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease stop asking questions Jimothy isn't prepared to answer.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e✨ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003e100% Medium-Weight Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSoft, breathable, comfortable, and perfect for everyday raccoon-related activities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e😎 \u003cstrong\u003eClassic Relaxed Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA comfortable everyday fit with a clean crew neckline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e💪 \u003cstrong\u003eMade to Hold Its Shape\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA ribbed collar and shoulder tape help keep your shirt looking great wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eClean, Comfortable Construction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe seamless tubular-knit body gives the shirt a neat silhouette and comfortable feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e🦝 \u003cstrong\u003eClassic Jimothy Design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne raccoon. One name. Zero context. Exactly how Jimothy intended it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e🙌 \u003cstrong\u003eTear-Away Label\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause the only thing scratching you should be Jimothy after you foolishly attempt to pet him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e🌎 \u003cstrong\u003eOEKO-TEX® Certified Fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade with certified materials for a more responsibly produced wardrobe favorite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e🦝 Raccoon lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e🗑️ Trash panda 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class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e🤔 Is his name really Jimothy? \u003cstrong\u003eApparently.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e🗑️ Does he have permission to be near your garbage? \u003cstrong\u003eAbsolutely not.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e👕 Does he belong on your shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWITHOUT QUESTION.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNo complicated message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNo inspirational quote.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNo 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A skull staff. Medieval lettering. 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vintage hand-drawn feel while keeping the joke front and center.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"737\" data-end=\"770\"\u003eIt's sarcastic without screaming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"779\"\u003eWell...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"781\" data-end=\"812\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"781\" data-end=\"809\"\u003eMaybe whisper-screaming.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"817\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"842\"\u003e✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"961\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"876\"\u003e100% Medium-Weight Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr 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Construction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1206\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003eThe seamless tubular-knit body creates a comfortable, neat silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1409\"\u003e🧻 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003eSimple but Savage Design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1312\" data-end=\"1315\"\u003eA toilet paper roll labeled “Your Opinions.” That's it. That's the joke. That's all it needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1411\" data-end=\"1540\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1440\"\u003eVintage Sketch Artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1440\" data-end=\"1443\"\u003eThe distressed black-and-white illustration gives the design an old-school hand-drawn appearance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1542\" data-end=\"1652\"\u003e🙌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eTear-Away Label\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1564\" data-end=\"1567\"\u003eBecause unwanted irritation should come from other people's opinions, not your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1654\" data-end=\"1764\"\u003e🌎 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1657\" data-end=\"1687\"\u003eOEKO-TEX® Certified Fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1687\" data-end=\"1690\"\u003eMade using certified materials for comfortable, responsibly produced wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1769\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"1771\" data-end=\"1788\"\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1790\" data-end=\"1807\"\u003e😂 Sarcasm lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1809\" data-end=\"1862\"\u003e🧻 People with opinions about other people's opinions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1864\" data-end=\"1889\"\u003e😎 The proudly unbothered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1891\" data-end=\"1916\"\u003e🙄 Eye-roll professionals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1918\" data-end=\"1940\"\u003e🚽 Bathroom humor fans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1942\" data-end=\"1966\"\u003e🖤 Dry humor enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"1968\" data-end=\"2005\"\u003e👀 People tired of unsolicited advice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2007\" data-end=\"2031\"\u003e🤪 Weird gift collectors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2033\" data-end=\"2045\"\u003e🎁 Gag gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2070\"\u003e🎂 Funny birthday gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2072\" data-end=\"2095\"\u003e🎄 White elephant gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2097\" data-end=\"2117\"\u003e👯 Best friend gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2119\" data-end=\"2150\"\u003e👕 Sarcastic graphic tee lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2152\" data-end=\"2198\"\u003e🏢 That coworker who's officially heard enough\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2200\" data-end=\"2292\"\u003e🧻 Anyone who believes some opinions deserve to be available in convenient perforated sheets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2294\" data-end=\"2297\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2299\" data-end=\"2315\"\u003e📏 SIZE GUIDE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2317\" data-end=\"2368\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2320\" data-end=\"2325\"\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2325\" data-end=\"2328\"\u003eWidth: 18\" | 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data-end=\"2579\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2531\" data-end=\"2538\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2538\" data-end=\"2541\"\u003eWidth: 26\" | Length: 32\" | Sleeve: 21\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2581\" data-end=\"2634\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2584\" data-end=\"2591\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2591\" data-end=\"2594\"\u003eWidth: 28\" | Length: 33\" | Sleeve: 22.4\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2636\" data-end=\"2689\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2639\" data-end=\"2646\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2646\" data-end=\"2649\"\u003eWidth: 30\" | Length: 34\" | Sleeve: 23.7\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2691\" data-end=\"2742\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2694\" data-end=\"2701\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2701\" data-end=\"2704\"\u003eWidth: 32\" | Length: 35\" | Sleeve: 25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2744\" data-end=\"2794\"\u003e📐 Sleeve length is measured from the center back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2796\" data-end=\"2853\"\u003e📏 Measurements may vary by approximately \u003cstrong data-start=\"2838\" data-end=\"2852\"\u003e1.5 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2855\" data-end=\"2858\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"2860\" data-end=\"2883\"\u003e🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2885\" data-end=\"2931\"\u003e🧼 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2888\" data-end=\"2905\"\u003eMachine Wash:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold, maximum 30°C \/ 90°F\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2933\" data-end=\"2971\"\u003e🌬️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2937\" data-end=\"2948\"\u003eDrying:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tumble dry on low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"2973\" data-end=\"3018\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2975\" data-end=\"2986\"\u003eBleach:\u003c\/strong\u003e Non-chlorine bleach when needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"3020\" data-end=\"3047\"\u003e🚫 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3023\" data-end=\"3035\"\u003eIroning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"3049\" data-end=\"3086\"\u003e🚫 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3052\" data-end=\"3069\"\u003eDry Cleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"3088\" data-end=\"3091\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 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data-end=\"3280\"\u003e👤 “Why does it say YOUR OPINIONS?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"3282\" data-end=\"3309\"\u003e😎 “You're getting warmer.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"3311\" data-end=\"3380\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3311\" data-end=\"3377\"\u003eSometimes fashion says what you’re too polite to say out loud.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"3382\" data-end=\"3411\"\u003eOnly at \u003cstrong data-start=\"3390\" data-end=\"3411\"\u003eWackyGiftShop.com\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"3413\" data-end=\"3416\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"3418\" data-end=\"3443\"\u003e🔎 SEARCHABLE KEYWORDS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;\" data-start=\"3445\" 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